2nd of May

Today was a day of procrastination without too much too note, other than during my morning swim, I discovered a gentleman who switched to a faster lane, only to end up swimming slower than he was in the slow lane.  This frustrated me no end.  Why can't slow people see when they are holding people up?  I am also convinced that there are many people out there who deliberately start to swim slowly away from the end as I approach, knowing full well that the will get in my way.  They wait, and they know!!

I also discovered today I am still pretty much a cripple, and that my fastest run is a walk.  Which is rather depressing, and wasn't much fun while playing rennis or touch.  I was definitely the weak link in the team.  I did still have a cracking laugh.  

It may also be the case that I have let myself in for a wild weekend, heading up to a friend's university for their birthday shenanigans.  It could be very interesting, and without doubt an amazing magic trick that makes money disappear in the blink of an eye.  I'm really going to have to get some form of income over the summer in order to be able sustain myself...

Other than a ridiculous swimmer, and being a cripple, today's main gripe is with the fact that all my shirts now smell funny.  This may in part be down to keeping them stored in the same cupboard as my rugby kit, which in retrospect is not a brilliant idea.  I shall definitely have to rectify that as soon as possible, or all my nice clothes are going to start to smell, well, off.

I head to bed tonight in the knowledge that in the next two days I need to get the most part of the two rather large pieces of work I have yet to do.  What a pleasant good night thought.

Joe out.