Tuesday, 1 May 2012

1st of May

Ok, so maybe putting a day count isn't such a good idea if you won't post everyday.  Things get messy.


Right, back to reality.  Today has been long, but well worth it.  For today I purchased my first ever pair of chinos and an extraordinarily comfy pair of shoes.  Ordinarily I wouldn't probably ever have need of a pair of chinos, I only really bought a pair because society decrees that I need to wear them, and what society decrees must go in this case, for disobedience would probably result in copious amounts of alcohol being forced upon me. 


I am blessed/cursed with an affliction that means that even slightly tight fitting trousers tend to make me look like a cowboy.  Admittedly, I couldn't stop a pig in a run with my feet together, but wearing slim trousers only accentuates my bowed legs.  So much to my surprise and delight, I happened to find a pair that weren't so slim and don't make it look like I have rickets.  Which is outstanding!  What makes these chinos so much better, is that I think I can actually see myself wearing them, and rest assured, I am the person on earth least likely to be thought of as a chino guy.  


Moving on.  I like shoes.  Not to the same degree as women.  I mean, I don't obsessively, compulsively hoard and drool over shoes.  Me, I like nothing better than the satisfaction of putting on a great pair of shoes.  The feeling of a good pair of shoes is next to orgasmic!  Today's shoes are of the orgasmic range.  They are leather, and feel pretty dang good on my feet.  I don't care if I look stupid, or 'it's not my style.'  Nothing is going to stop me from wearing these beauties.


While I'm on this point, anyone who says, they aren't a shoe person is clearly a liar, or they wouldn't be wearing a pair.  Ask any child in a deprived country, and they will all say how much they would give for a decent pair of shoes.  If you are truly not a shoe person, then don't wear them, and show the world how much a not shoe person you are.  Go on.  I dare you.


On that note, I shall retire.  


Joe out.

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